Mother’s Day Qualities #10 Humour
“I want my children to have all the things I could not afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller
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“I want my children to have all the things I could not afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller
“The greatest thing she’d learned over the years is that there’s no way to be a perfect mother, but a million ways to be a good one.” Jill Churchill
“The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.” Meryl Streep
“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.” Victor Hugo
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” Erma Bombeck
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” Mark Twain
“A mother’s love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking.” Helen Rice
“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” Sophia Loren
“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.” Honore de Balzac
“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” Tenneva Jordan